June 2013
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
casual reminder that just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her (◡‿◡✿)
money can buy me happiness its called mcdonalds
*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
- me: *digs through 50 black shirts to find specific one*
I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
if snails can sleep for 3 years at a time then so can i
well i already know im going to hell
at this point it’s really go big or go home