Dat work life

Dat work life

Just got new halloween stuff put up at my work im sooo excited for halloween season!!! :D


On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell.

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"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

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When you sense someone might be about to mug you, mug them first: Don’t be afraid to take action. If someone seems like they might be following you, pull a gun on that person and steal their valuables. This will send a clear message to the potential mugger and decrease your chances of getting mugged.

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She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

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i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

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back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

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(1) Tumblr on We Heart It.

God damn that stomach tattoo is fucking awesome


(1) Tumblr on We Heart It.

God damn that stomach tattoo is fucking awesome

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let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

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I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

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